What’s her hangup?

June 29, 2007 by sylvia.

Ann Coulter is a bitch. This is not new news. Nothing seems to sway this woman. When Elizabeth Edwards pleads to stop making personal attacks on her husband, especially in reference to her son’s death, Coulter just laughs and says ” that was three years ago.” Ouch! But let’s not hash out all the awful things she has said in her so-called life as a “best-selling author,” conservative columnist and political commentator. Let’s just get down and dirty about what is really troubling this I-still-want-to-be-the-skinny-hot-blond-babe but looks more like a horse-faced aged drag queen who really needs to get about three inches cut off the drying straw she calls hair. By the way, I’m not a liberal nor a conservative. This is not about advocating any political views.

  At first glance, or with enough atmospheric dim lights, she may seem like your typical hot bottled-blond babe, but notice her scowl. She squints to give off that “come-hither” look but she looks more like she’s trying to drop the kids off at the pool. By the way, she doesn’t have kids so the reference to that has nothing to do with children. And I do believe if she cut off at least four or five inches off the dried crustied mane, she may actually pass as a woman.

It’s Ann at a book signing trying to do her best impression of what Paris Hilton would have worn in 1988. I suppose if you have no body fat and can get away with a LBD from a past era, you might as well. Oh did I mention it’s a fave for coming out transgender parties?

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